Wednesday 15 January 2014

Creating an AVATAR

Give him an understandable, human quirk.
Give him flaws.
Give him a common enemy.
Give him strong points and weak points. 
Give him strong internal dialogue. 
Give him desires.



                                                      New Year 2014

It's 2014!

Let the new crap begin!

                                                        New Year's  Resolutions

I resolve to stop all my damn swearing. Crap! I already broke it.

I set out a box of donuts at work today just to see how many New Year's resolutions I could mess with.

                                               Housework

The kids in my neiborhood are back in school.

Who am I gonna underpay to shovel the snow in my yard (to cut my lawn)?

In the Spring, I wait for the neighborhood petition to mow my lawn

If you want something done right, probably better not do it yourself?


                                            Politics

Honestly, do you think our prime minister has fixed everything yet?
Ha! Thought so.

I don't blame ALL politicians for the mess we're in...just the Conservatives, Liberals, the NDP and the Green Party.

They call us the middle class because they're constantly sticking us between a rock and a hard place!


If I'm elected, I promise to bring the heads of Parliament together...just listen fo a hollow, knocking sound.